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March 16th 2004

 

We started the day out from the Blue Water Casino in Parker, AZ.  We stopped in Quartzsite to fill up on propane, and dump/fill our tanks.  The town was MUCH less hectic since most of the winter people had departed.  While driving through town we saw a bus a lot like ours, and decided to stop.  We met a very nice couple who run a diner out of their Flexible.  The name of it is "The City Bus Cafe"  and live in a GMC very much like ours.  In talking, we found out we even have the same mechanic!  They let us take a look inside their rig, and we got some good ideas for future projects on our bus.  It was really great to meet another couple with a bus so similar to ours.    
We didn't realize it at first, but Elfrida is very close to the historic town of Tombstone, AZ.  

We decided to take the back roads and go through Tombstone.  We managed to get run off the road THREE times by police escorted "wide loads."  It was very entertaining to try to pull a 32,000 pound/40 foot bus off into the dirt shoulder.... THREE times.  One of the pipes they were hauling was big enough for us to park the bus inside of.   

 

After driving most of the day, we made it to Elfrida.  We missed our turn off onto "Martineau" and ended up three-point-turning the bus around at a scenic pull-off.  We had to un-hook the jeep so we could back up the bus.  After we un-hooked the jeep and got the bus blocking the entire road..... it would not shift into reverse.  We figured we were low on transmission fluid, but we only had some 40wt oil with us.  So, we had to make due.  Luckily it worked, and we managed to get the bus turned around at made it to our turn-off.  

 

So we made it down "Martineau" which was muddy and wet.   There was a post right in the center of the driveway.  We looked it all over, and decided our best bet for getting through was to remove a section of fence and take the driveway at an angle.  We took our time and made sure we would not crush the culvert pipe...  

Well, I was guiding Gary so he wouldn't  crush the culvert pipe, or hit the post...  And I saw the back end of the bus start to sink.  I yelled to stop.  I must have been speaking in tongues again, because Gary gunned it...  Apparently he felt it sink too, and decided to power through it before it sank even deeper.    

The muddy road basically ate our rear tires.  Our bus sank right down to the frame.  We came un-prepared.  Luckily we were equipped with our fireplace shovel.  Not exactly the right tool for the job, but when your bus is sitting at a funky angle - all options are open.  At this point I was FREAKING out.  The bus was stuck up to the frame, wasn't going anywhere - the jeep was inside the yard - trapped by the bus so we couldn't get out.  The bus was blocking the road.  Oh, and did I mention that once the bus was at a funky angle we couldn't shift into reverse again?  
This picture still makes my stomach do an acrobatic act.  Did I mention that I was freaking out?  All I could think was that we were sunk... literally.  How the hell do you tow a 32,000 pound bus out of the mud, in the middle of nowhere, at about 7pm, with no clue who to call, if it's even possible to tow - and then where do we sleep?  I was thinking that everything under the bus was crushed and we had a lot of work ahead of us to repair everything.  The part that still sticks out in my mind was a white truck driving by at about 10mph.... just kept going.  Man they must have had a good laugh.    
I have to hand it to Gary.  He kept saying we just needed to keep trying.  So, we piled rocks, and sticks behind the stuck tires as best we could, dug out in front as best we could ( with a fireplace shovel...)  and Gary kept rocking the bus.  Eventually, he pulled it off.  To my amazement and joy - he got that sucker un-stuck!  

We didn't even hit the post in the middle of the driveway.  We parked it for the night in the driveway like nothing happened, and slept like babies.  Nothing under the bus was damaged.  Nothing was damaged at all.  AMAZING!!!  

I had to check out the hole.  It ate my shoe.  It doesn't look all that wet in this picture, but that stuff is like quick-sand!  

How do you describe the feeling of making a huge journey, and having it almost fall completely apart a few feet from your destination....?  

By the end of this day I was just so thankful that I didn't have to try and sleep at a 45 degree angle, stuck out in the middle of the road.  We parked it for the night, hugged each other a lot, had many beers, and went to bed in a strange new place.  


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